Dumb Ways To Die


During Wednesday night’s Moonshiner, the senior girls performed a cover of the popular Australian Metro P.S.A. hit “Dumb Ways to Die“.  The girls re-worked the lyrics to apply to camp…

Miss the buddy count three times,
Be a target in Blackline,
Don’t wash your parts for seven weeks,
Try to arm wrestle with Adam Dietz.

Dumb ways to die,
So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to Di-i-Ie,
So many dumb ways to die.

Forget to tighten the girth,
Say Gittler’s thighs have no worth.
Tell Lodge girls that Santa’s fake,
Turtle your boat in the middle of the lake.


Forget your water bottles in hiking season,
Yell “treaty has been broken!” for no good reason.
Call MoPo LoPo, or LoPo MoPo,
Leave Pok-O-MacCready and never return.

Say no more that is definitely…

The dumbest way to die,
The dumbest way to die,
The dumbest way to die,
Always come,
Always come to Pok-O-MacCready.


Pok-O-MacCready Camps
1391 Reber Road, Willsboro, NY 12996

Located in New York’s Adirondack Mountains

[email protected]

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