The Headmaster Song

Our camp is a resting place,
a home for growing boys.
With very little work,
and a great deal of noise.

The counselors take the burden of the work away from me.
They all enjoy the hikes while I, through all exertion, flee.

Now, Blue Boar is an ogre,
he lives across the lake.
He frightens little children,
believe me, he’s no fake.

You’ll like the lake, the boats, the boys,
the counselors wait and see-ee-ee.
But most of all, I’m sure you love,
The Headmaster:  Me!